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Porcelain Punisher vs Saquon my Woody — Week 9, 2025 — Folly Fantasy Football League

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2025 · Week 9

Porcelain Punisher shervinski4-5avg 106.8

121.2

Final· shervinski by 65.1

Saquon my Woody TheMayorBot4-5avg 105.7

56.1

Porcelain PunisherStartersSaquon my Woody

Daniel JonesQB · IND
17.1
QB
C.J. StroudQB · HOU
4.4
Ashton JeantyRB · LV
17.4
RB

2025 · Week 9

Around the league

Relegation, No Breathing!3-6140.7

Late Bloomer Sooners2-798.7

TreVeyon Henderson

TreVeyon HendersonRB · NE

10.7

Tyjae Spears

Tyjae SpearsRB · TEN

7.7

RB

Javonte Williams

Javonte WilliamsRB · DAL

6.8

Drake London

Drake LondonWR · ATL

34.3

WR

Christian Watson

Christian WatsonWR · GB

6.8

DK Metcalf

DK MetcalfWR · PIT

1.6

WR

Darnell Mooney

Darnell MooneyWR · NYG

2.0

Noah Fant

Noah FantTE · NO

9.8

TE

Terrance Ferguson

Terrance FergusonTE · LAR

6.4

Michael Mayer

Michael MayerTE · LV

4.1

TE

Kyle Pitts

Kyle PittsTE · ATL

5.8

Stefon Diggs

Stefon DiggsWR · WAS

11.3

FLEX

Woody Marks

Woody MarksRB · HOU

2.7

Brandon McManus

Brandon McManusK · DEN

8.9

K

Brandon Aubrey

Brandon AubreyK · DAL

5.0

Los Angeles Chargers

Los Angeles ChargersDEF · LAC

9.0

DEF

Green Bay Packers

Green Bay PackersDEF · GB

5.5

Bench

Baltimore RavensDEF · BAL
19.5
BN
Michael PenixQB · ATL
22.7
Alvin KamaraRB · NO
0.2
BN
Ollie GordonRB · MIA
1.4
Jake TongesTE · SF
0.0
BN
Saquon BarkleyRB · PHI
0.0
Chris GodwinWR · TB
0.0
BN
Michael CarterRB · TEN
0.0
Jayden ReedWR · GB
0.0
BN
Isiah PachecoRB · DET
0.0
DeVonta SmithWR · PHI
0.0
BN
Terry McLaurinWR · WAS
0.0
Baker MayfieldQB · TB
0.0
BN
David NjokuTE · LAC
0.0
Tank BigsbyRB · PHI
0.0
BN
Tez JohnsonWR · TB
0.0

With hindsight

Lineup ceiling

Porcelain Punisher121.2 of 131.7(92%)

Left 10.5 on the bench — should have started Baltimore Ravens (19.5).

Saquon my Woody56.1 of 74.4(75%)

Left 18.4 on the bench — should have started Michael Penix (22.7).

The outline is the best legal lineup this roster could have posted; the fill is what was started.

Performance

Against the form book

Porcelain Punisher+14.4113%

121.2 scored106.8 average

Saquon my Woody-49.653%

56.1 scored105.7 average

Slots won8–2

Drake London

Top scorerDrake LondonPorcelain Punisher

34.3

The midpoint of each bar is that team's season average.

Head to head

The series

1–1

before this game

2 prior meetings since 2024Full series →

Storylines

What's at stake

Series
All square at 1-1 across 2 meetings since 2024.
Last time
shervinski won 116.0-97.4 in 2024.

2-7

120.1

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I’m Warren You Bro6-3134.2

👋 Take Tet, Bech! 👋6-399.4

Suck it Higgins6-3106.5

Kevin Sent6-3109.3

My guitar Jeanty Weeps6-3142.4

¿Big'Jordan Humphrey?5-4119.9

Show Time4-5120.4

Exciting Whites5-4117.4

Dick Pickens4-5118.6