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| Season | Team | G | Passing | Rushing | Misc | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Points |
|---|
| Cmp | Att | Yds | TD | INT | Sack | Car | Yds | TD | FUM | Avg | Best | Total |
|---|
| 2025 | 2 teams | 5 | 99 | 169 | 1,096 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 13 | 41 | 1 | 1 | 12.2 | 24.0 | 60.9 |
| Saquon my Woody | 5 | 99 | 169 | 1,096 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 13 | 41 | 1 | 1 | 12.2 | 24.0 | 60.9 | |
| Porcelain Punisher | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | 0.0 |
| Career | 2 managers | 5 | 99 | 169 | 1,096 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 13 | 41 | 1 | 1 | 12.2 | 24.0 | 60.9 |
| Per game | — | 19.8 | 33.8 | 219.2 | 0.6 | 0.4 | 1.6 | 2.6 | 8.2 | 0.2 | 0.2 | — | — | 12.2 | |
| Season | Team | G | Points | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Avg | Best | Total | |||
| 2024 | On Cook white rice with lamb's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | ||||
| Wk | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | vs Relegation, No Breathing!L 122.9–132.3Saquon my Woody27 Cmp42 Att298 Pass yds1 Pass TD | 24.0 |
| 2 | vs Exciting WhitesW 122.1–104.4Saquon my Woody13 Cmp21 Att135 Pass yds3 Sacked | 5.3 |
| 3 | vs Show TimeL 78.1–94.9Saquon my Woody18 Cmp36 Att172 Pass yds2 INT | 4.8 |
| 4 | vs 👋 Take Tet, Bech! 👋BenchL 103.5–118.0Saquon my Woody20 Cmp26 Att313 Pass yds2 Pass TD | 19.7 |
| 5 | vs Suck it HigginsByeW 109.5–108.2Saquon my Woody | — |
| 6 | vs ¿Big'Jordan Humphrey?L 61.4–127.4Saquon my Woody20 Cmp32 Att250 Pass yds1 Pass TD | 14.6 |
| 7 | vs Dick PickensW 96.4–87.4Saquon my Woody21 Cmp38 Att241 Pass yds1 Pass TD | 12.2 |
| 8 | vs Late Bloomer SoonersBenchW 133.6–128.0Saquon my Woody | 0.0 |
| 9 | vs Porcelain PunisherBenchL 56.1–121.2Saquon my Woody22 Cmp37 Att221 Pass yds3 Pass TD | 22.7 |
| 10 | vs Relegation, No Breathing!BenchL 96.0–124.0Porcelain Punisher12 Cmp28 Att177 Pass yds1 Pass TD | 11.0 |
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