The final table, who won what, and the games that decided it.
St. Louis Battlehawks outscored the league — 0 points — and finished —.
| # | Team | Record | PF |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | St. Louis Battlehawks✦ |
| 0-0 |
| 0.0 |
| 2 | King Quon✦ | 0-0 | 0.0 |
| 3 | The Goat Show 🐐✦ | 0-0 | 0.0 |
| 4 | Amon the Run✦ | 0-0 | 0.0 |
| 5 | Team Morales✦ | 0-0 | 0.0 |
| 6 | Gassed Up✦ | 0-0 | 0.0 |
| 7 | Team Burke✦ | 0-0 | 0.0 |
| 8 | HAARVAD YAAHD✦ | 0-0 | 0.0 |
| 9 | Kipper Me Timbers✦ | 0-0 | 0.0 |
| 10 | Team 10✦ | 0-0 | 0.0 |