The YardOffseason
| Season | Team | G | Defense | Points | |||||||||||
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| FR |
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| TD |
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| ST TD |
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| SAF |
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| BLK |
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| PA |
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| Yds |
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| Avg |
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| Best |
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| Total |
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| 2016 | Troubled BridgeWater | — | 30 | 14 | 14 | 10 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 318 | 5,471 | 7.3 | 24.0 | 110.0 |
| 2017 | 3 teams | — | 15 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 | — | — | 2 | 126 | 2,030 | 9.3 | 20.0 | |
| 2018 | 2 teams | — | 26 | 4 | 5 | 3 | — | — | — | — | 183 | 3,409 | 5.7 | ||
| 2019 | 2 teams | — | 27 | 9 | 9 | 5 | 1 | — | — | 2 | 250 | 3,519 | 7.1 | 35.0 | |
| 2020 | |||||||||||||||
| 2021 | The Get-Right Game | 1 | 2 | 1 | — | — | — | — | — | — | 18 | ||||
| 2022 | ADSquared | 11 | 46 | 11 | 10 | 9 | — | — | — | — | 192 | 3,211 | 10.5 | ||
| 2023 | SeasideSeaturtles | 10 | 31 | 5 | 10 | 5 | 1 | — | 1 | 1 | 223 | 3,415 | 8.4 | ||
| 2024 | 2 teams | 9 | 25 | 6 | 5 | 4 | — | — | — | 1 | 154 | 2,489 | 8.2 | ||
| 2025 | pA$$word is Tac0 | 10 | 26 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 1 | — | — | 3 | 212 | 3,226 | 8.8 | ||
| Career | 11 managers | 41 | 228 | 64 | 66 | 44 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 11 | 1,676 | 27,051 | 8.1 | 35.0 | 663.0 |
| Per game | — | 5.6 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 1.1 | 0.2 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.3 | 40.9 | 659.8 | — | — | 16.2 | |
| Season | Team | G | Defense | Points | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sack | INT | FF | FR | TD | PA | Yds | Avg | Best | Total | |||
| 2017 | On I Kareemed My Pants's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | |||||||||||
| 2018 | ||||||||||||
| 2019 | Let's SKOL crazy | — | 1 | — | 1 | 1 | — | |||||
| Career | 4 managers | 3 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 74 | 1,066 | 9.0 | 17.0 | 36.0 |
| Per game | ||||||||||||
| Wk | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | vs Papa Jonathan’sW 109.5–88.61 FF1 FR20 PA307 Yds allow | 4.0 |
| 2 | vs laackshizzleW 135.5–113.52 Sack1 INT1 FF17 PA | 6.0 |
| 3 | vs The Cleveland SteamersL 118.0–141.41 Sack1 INT2 BLK26 PA | 13.0 |
| 4 | vs Look @ My Huge McConkeyW 124.6–113.02 Sack1 INT2 FF1 FR | 16.0 |
| 5 | vs The MyCaffRey’sL 113.5–121.82 Sack21 PA358 Yds allow | 2.0 |
| 6 | vs Condo86L 91.5–108.02 Sack34 PA366 Yds allow | 1.0 |
| 7 | vs Seaside Tankin TurtlesW 150.7–115.22 Sack2 INT1 DEF TD22 PA | 12.0 |
| 8 | vs Oceanside TidesL 121.5–160.55 Sack20 PA246 Yds allow | 6.0 |
| 9 | vs Nacua MatataByeL 123.3–126.7 | — |
| 10 | vs Sonny Weaver JrW 119.6–98.23 Sack2 FF2 FR7 PA | 13.0 |
| 11 | vs Kansas City Wiener DogsBenchL 113.3–146.22 Sack1 INT9 PA317 Yds allow | 8.0 |
| 12 | vs Papa Jonathan’sBenchW 117.3–98.21 Sack1 INT2 FF1 FR | 7.0 |
| 13 | vs laackshizzleBenchL 121.6–125.22 Sack1 INT24 PA425 Yds allow | 4.0 |
| 14 | vs The Cleveland SteamersW 119.7–117.97 Sack1 INT2 FF2 FR | 15.0 |
| 15 | vs The Cleveland SteamersConsolationConsolationW 169.6–158.84 Sack1 INT75 Yds allow | 16.0 |
| 16 | vs The MyCaffRey’sSemifinalL 144.0–157.82 Sack1 INT18 PA220 Yds allow | 5.0 |
| 17 | vs Oceanside TidesThird placeConsolationW 109.0–88.05 Sack1 FF1 FR1 BLK | 14.0 |
| 65.0 |
| Oceanside Tides | — | 2 | 2 | 1 | — | — | — | — | 1 | 31 | 737 | 7.0 | 10.0 | 14.0 |
| Wet Dreams | — | 7 | 4 | 1 | — | 1 | — | — | 1 | 33 | 504 | 14.0 | 20.0 | 28.0 |
| I Kareemed My Pants | — | 6 | 2 | 3 | 2 | — | — | — | — | 62 | 789 | 7.7 | 13.0 | 23.0 |
| 10.0 |
| 51.0 |
| socialkp's Team | — | 22 | 4 | 4 | 3 | — | — | — | — | 156 | 2,968 | 5.9 | 10.0 | 47.0 |
| Condo | — | 4 | — | 1 | — | — | — | — | — | 27 | 441 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 |
| 71.0 |
| ALL STACKED | — | 24 | 8 | 9 | 5 | 1 | — | — | 2 | 213 | 3,095 | 7.8 | 35.0 | 70.0 |
| Condo | — | 3 | 1 | — | — | — | — | — | — | 37 | 424 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 |
| 281 |
| 5.0 |
| 5.0 |
| 5.0 |
| 20.0 |
| 115.0 |
| 15.0 |
| 84.0 |
| 23.0 |
| 74.0 |
| laackshizzle | 4 | 6 | 2 | 1 | — | — | — | — | 1 | 96 | 1,463 | 3.8 | 7.0 | 15.0 |
| Seaside Seaturtles | 5 | 19 | 4 | 4 | 4 | — | — | — | — | 58 | 1,026 | 11.8 | 23.0 | 59.0 |
| 16.0 |
| 88.0 |
| 27 |
| 362 |
| 9.0 |
| 9.0 |
| 9.0 |
| 2020 | ||||||||||||
| 2021 | Turndown for Watt | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | — | 1 | 10 | 192 | 17.0 | 17.0 | 17.0 |
| 2022 | On ADSquared's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | |||||||||||
| 2023 | Kelce + Swift 2023 | 1 | 1 | 1 | — | — | — | 19 | 292 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 |
| 2024 | On laackshizzle's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | |||||||||||
| 2025 | pA$$word is Tac0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | — | — | — | 18 | 220 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 |
| — |
| 2.0 |
| 1.3 |
| 0.7 |
| 0.3 |
| 0.3 |
| 24.7 |
| 355.3 |
| — |
| — |
| 12.0 |
