The YardOffseason
| Season | Team | G | Passing | Rushing | Misc | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Points |
|---|
| Cmp | Att | Yds | TD | INT | Sack | 2PT | Car | Yds | TD | FUM | Avg | Best | Total |
|---|
| 2016 | 2 teams | — | 189 | 277 | 2,110 | 12 | 6 | 7 | — | 8 | 36 | — | — | 18.6 | 30.2 | 130.0 |
| 70s Porn Pizza Party | — | 126 | 191 | 1,399 | 7 | 6 | 6 | — | 6 | 35 | — | — | 16.3 | 19.6 | ||
| Chris's Team | — | 63 | 86 | 711 | 5 | — | 1 | — | 2 | 1 | — | — | 24.3 | 30.2 | ||
| 2017 | socialkp's Team | — | 236 | 352 | 2,739 | 17 | 7 | 34 | — | 28 | 87 | 2 | 5 | |||
| 2018 | I Kareemed My Pants | — | 315 | 438 | 3,195 | 20 | 7 | 29 | 2 | 34 | 104 | 1 | ||||
| 2019 | 2 teams | — | 65 | 106 | 738 | 6 | 1 | 2 | — | 2 | 4 | — | — | |||
| 2020 | ||||||||||||||||
| 2021 | 3 teams | 8 | 197 | 289 | 2,198 | 15 | 3 | 14 | — | 15 | 23 | |||||
| 2022 | ALL STACKED | 2 | 61 | 91 | 782 | 3 | 2 | 7 | — | 6 | 12 | — | ||||
| 2023 | laackshizzle | 4 | 94 | 147 | 971 | 8 | 3 | 11 | — | 7 | 10 | — | 1 | |||
| 2024 | 2 teams | 2 | 42 | 68 | 531 | 1 | 1 | 3 | — | 4 | -5 | — | — | |||
| 2025 | 2 teams | 1 | 21 | 31 | 173 | — | — | 1 | — | 2 | 2 | — | ||||
| Career | 10 managers | 17 | 1,220 | 1,799 | 13,437 | 82 | 30 | 108 | 2 | 106 | 273 | 3 | 15 | 17.8 | 34.5 | 855.2 |
| Per game | — | 71.8 | 105.8 | 790.4 | 4.8 | 1.8 | 6.4 | 0.1 | 6.2 | 16.1 | 0.2 | 0.9 | — | |||
| Season | Team | G | Passing | Rushing | Misc | Points | |||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cmp | Att | Yds | TD | INT | Sack | Car | Yds | TD | FUM | Avg | Best | Total | |||
| 2016 | Chris's Team | — | 50 | 76 | 585 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 41 | 2 | 1 | |||
| Career | 2 managers | — | 50 | 76 | 585 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 41 | 2 | 1 | 20.3 | 29.8 | |
| Wk | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| 8 | vs Papa Jonathan’sL 114.5–144.1Nacua Matata21 Cmp31 Att173 Pass yds1 Sacked | 7.1 |
| 12 | vs The Cleveland SteamersBenchL 110.9–147.5laackshizzle16 Cmp23 Att199 Pass yds2 Pass TD | 15.5 |
| 13 | vs pA$$word is Tac0BenchW 125.2–121.6laackshizzle21 Cmp33 Att234 Pass yds1 Pass TD | 13.4 |
| 81.5 |
| 48.5 |
| 18.1 |
| 28.6 |
| 181.3 |
| 7 |
| 18.9 |
| 34.5 |
| 207.6 |
| 17.6 |
| 21.3 |
| 52.9 |
| Victorious Secret | — | 19 | 38 | 220 | 3 | — | 1 | — | 1 | 5 | — | — | 21.3 | 21.3 | 21.3 |
| Oceanside Tides | — | 46 | 68 | 518 | 3 | 1 | 1 | — | 1 | -1 | — | — | 15.8 | 18.0 | 31.6 |
| 2 |
| 17.9 |
| 25.2 |
| 143.2 |
| Wentz makes me Wince | 3 | 75 | 110 | 801 | 5 | 2 | 5 | — | 4 | 6 | — | — | 16.9 | 25.1 | 50.6 |
| Turndown for Watt | 1 | 23 | 35 | 184 | 1 | — | 1 | — | 3 | 18 | — | — | 13.2 | 13.2 | 13.2 |
| Miami Sharks | 4 | 99 | 144 | 1,213 | 9 | 1 | 8 | — | 8 | -1 | — | 2 | 19.9 | 25.2 | 79.4 |
| 21.2 |
| 25.0 |
| 42.5 |
| 16.7 |
| 26.7 |
| 66.8 |
| 11.9 |
| 12.5 |
| 23.7 |
| FreePete | 1 | 19 | 30 | 225 | 1 | — | — | — | 4 | -5 | — | — | 12.5 | 12.5 | 12.5 |
| Nacua Matata | 1 | 23 | 38 | 306 | — | 1 | 3 | — | — | — | — | — | 11.2 | 11.2 | 11.2 |
| 7.1 |
| 7.1 |
| 7.1 |
| Nacua Matata | 1 | 21 | 31 | 173 | — | — | 1 | — | 2 | 2 | — | — | 7.1 | 7.1 | 7.1 |
| laackshizzle | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | 0.0 |
| 50.3 |
| 20.3 |
| 29.8 |
| 40.5 |
| 2017 | socialkp's Team | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | 0.0 |
| 2018 | On I Kareemed My Pants's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | ||||||||||||||
| 2019 | On Oceanside Tides's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | ||||||||||||||
| 2021 | On Miami Sharks's roster — the season ended before the bracket | ||||||||||||||
| 2022 | On ALL STACKED's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | ||||||||||||||
| 40.5 |
