The YardOffseason
| Season | Team | G | Defense | Points | |||||||||||
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| Sack |
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| INT |
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| FF |
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| FR |
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| TD |
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| ST TD |
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| SAF |
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| BLK |
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| PA |
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| Yds |
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| Avg |
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| Best |
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| Total |
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| 2017 | Wet Dreams | — | 12 | 3 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 1 | — | 2 | 208 | 2,695 | 8.0 | 17.0 | 56.0 |
| 2018 | Turndown for Watt | — | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | — | — | — | 48 | 367 | 8.0 | ||
| 2019–2022 | |||||||||||||||
| 2023 | 2 teams | 4 | 10 | 4 | 4 | 2 | — | — | 1 | — | 64 | ||||
| 2024 | 2 teams | 7 | 12 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 1 | — | — | — | 114 | 2,112 | 9.0 | ||
| 2025 | 3 teams | 6 | 18 | 9 | 7 | 2 | — | — | 1 | — | 140 | 2,051 | 9.7 | ||
| Career | 8 managers | 17 | 54 | 23 | 23 | 14 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 574 | 8,309 | 9.0 | 20.0 | 225.0 |
| Per game | — | 3.2 | 1.4 | 1.4 | 0.8 | 0.2 | 0.1 | 0.1 | 0.1 | 33.8 | 488.8 | — | — | 13.2 | |
| Season | Team | G | Points | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Avg | Best | Total | |||
| 2017 | On Wet Dreams's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | ||||
| 2018–2023 | |||||
| 2024 | Kansas City Wiener Dogs | — | — | — | 0.0 |
| 2025 | On Oceanside Tides's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | ||||
| Career | 1 manager | — | — | — | 0.0 |
| Wk | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| 4 | vs pA$$word is Tac0L 113.0–124.6Look @ My Huge McConkey3 Sack2 INT1 FF1 FR | 20.0 |
| 5 | vs Papa Jonathan’sL 101.7–151.9Look @ My Huge McConkey2 Sack3 INT2 FF1 SAF | 12.0 |
| 8 | vs Papa Jonathan’sByeL 114.5–144.1Nacua Matata | — |
| 9 | vs pA$$word is Tac0W 126.7–123.3Nacua Matata5 Sack1 INT27 PA258 Yds allow | 7.0 |
| 10 | vs The MyCaffRey’sW 154.1–115.1Nacua Matata2 Sack22 PA288 Yds allow | 2.0 |
| 12 | vs pA$$word is Tac0L 98.2–117.3Papa Jonathan’s1 Sack1 INT1 FF27 PA | 4.0 |
| 13 | vs The Cleveland SteamersBenchL 84.4–101.6Papa Jonathan’s1 FF31 PA359 Yds allow | 0.0 |
| 14 | vs laackshizzleW 96.4–71.0Papa Jonathan’s5 Sack2 INT3 FF1 FR | 13.0 |
| 17 | vs pA$$word is Tac0Third placeConsolationL 88.0–109.0Oceanside Tides7 Sack23 PA161 Yds allow | 7.0 |
| 8.0 |
| 8.0 |
| 1,084 |
| 10.0 |
| 13.0 |
| 40.0 |
| bubbster3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 1 | — | — | — | — | 30 | 593 | 9.5 | 10.0 | 19.0 |
| Condo86 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 1 | — | — | 1 | — | 34 | 491 | 10.5 | 13.0 | 21.0 |
| 19.0 |
| 63.0 |
| Seaside Seaturtles | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 2 | — | — | — | — | 14 | 416 | 19.0 | 19.0 | 19.0 |
| Kansas City Wiener Dogs | 6 | 11 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | — | — | — | 100 | 1,696 | 7.3 | 10.0 | 44.0 |
| 20.0 |
| 58.0 |
| Look @ My Huge McConkey | 2 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 1 | — | — | 1 | — | 34 | 571 | 16.0 | 20.0 | 32.0 |
| Nacua Matata | 2 | 7 | 1 | — | — | — | — | — | — | 49 | 546 | 4.5 | 7.0 | 9.0 |
| Papa Jonathan’s | 2 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 1 | — | — | — | — | 57 | 934 | 8.5 | 13.0 | 17.0 |
