The YardOffseason
| Season | Team | G | Defense | Points | |||||||||||
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| Sack |
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| INT |
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| FF |
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| FR |
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| TD |
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| ST TD |
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| SAF |
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| BLK |
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| PA |
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| Yds |
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| Avg |
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| Best |
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| Total |
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| 2016 | 3 teams | — | 14 | 7 | 5 | 3 | — | — | — | 2 | 57 | 1,246 | 14.5 | 17.0 | 58.0 |
| 🍆 | — | 7 | 4 | 3 | 1 | — | — | — | 1 | 27 | 588 | 13.0 | 14.0 | 26.0 | |
| 70s Porn Pizza Party | — | 5 | — | 1 | 2 | — | — | — | 1 | 24 | 370 | 17.0 | 17.0 | 17.0 | |
| Nick Condo | — | 2 | 3 | 1 | — | — | — | — | — | 6 | 288 | 15.0 | 15.0 | 15.0 | |
| 2017 | 3 teams | — | 28 | 15 | 11 | 7 | 3 | 2 | — | — | 205 | 3,658 | 12.0 | ||
| 2018 | 2 teams | — | 36 | 6 | 7 | 4 | — | 1 | — | — | 218 | 3,673 | 8.2 | ||
| 2019 | 4 teams | — | 20 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 1 | — | — | 1 | 97 | 1,995 | 10.7 | 24.0 | |
| 2020 | |||||||||||||||
| 2021 | 3 teams | 7 | 18 | 3 | 4 | 1 | — | — | — | 1 | 159 | 2,734 | |||
| 2022 | 3 teams | 10 | 31 | 12 | 9 | 6 | — | — | — | 2 | 182 | 3,346 | 10.5 | ||
| 2023 | Kelce + Swift 2023 | 12 | 46 | 10 | 7 | 2 | 1 | — | 1 | — | 198 | 3,418 | 10.4 | ||
| 2024 | 2 teams | 6 | 19 | 3 | 4 | 3 | — | — | — | — | 127 | 1,981 | 7.0 | ||
| 2025 | 2 teams | 8 | 11 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 1 | — | — | 1 | 212 | 2,796 | 4.0 | 16.0 | |
| Career | 15 managers | 43 | 223 | 65 | 58 | 34 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 1,455 | 24,847 | 9.1 | 29.0 | 689.0 |
| Per game | — | 5.2 | 1.5 | 1.3 | 0.8 | 0.1 | 0.1 | 0.0 | 0.2 | 33.8 | 577.8 | — | — | 16.0 | |
| Season | Team | G | Defense | Points | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sack | INT | FF | FR | BLK | PA | Yds | Avg | Best | Total | |||
| 2016 | Nick Condo | — | 1 | 1 | 2 | — | — | 26 | 339 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 |
| Career | 3 managers | 2 | 9 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 77 | 1,601 | 8.0 | 20.0 | 40.0 |
| Per game | ||||||||||||
| Wk | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | vs Kansas City Wiener DogsW 106.2–106.2Sonny Weaver Jr1 Sack1 FF41 PA497 Yds allow | -2.0 |
| 2 | vs Look @ My Huge McConkeyW 122.1–77.1Sonny Weaver Jr2 Sack1 INT1 FF1 FR | 16.0 |
| 3 | vs The MyCaffRey’sL 72.9–114.3Sonny Weaver Jr38 PA426 Yds allow | -4.0 |
| 4 | vs Condo86W 133.5–111.6Sonny Weaver Jr1 Sack37 PA382 Yds allow | -3.0 |
| 11 | vs Seaside Tankin TurtlesW 114.8–59.1laackshizzle3 Sack1 INT1 FF10 PA | 10.0 |
| 12 | vs The Cleveland SteamersL 110.9–147.5laackshizzle3 Sack1 INT1 FF1 FR | 12.0 |
| 13 | vs pA$$word is Tac0W 125.2–121.6laackshizzle1 Sack1 FF1 FR32 PA | 3.0 |
| 14 | vs Papa Jonathan’sL 71.0–96.4laackshizzle27 PA318 Yds allow | 0.0 |
| 15 | vs Seaside Tankin TurtlesConsolationConsolationL 99.4–105.6laackshizzle3 Sack2 INT1 FF1 DEF TD | 24.0 |
| 16 | vs Look @ My Huge McConkeyEleventh placeConsolationL 100.8–131.5laackshizzle4 Sack1 INT2 FF1 FR | 9.0 |
| 17 | No opponentConsolationNo gamelaackshizzle2 Sack1 INT1 FR24 PA | 6.0 |
| 29.0 |
| 120.0 |
| Bobby's Boss Team | — | 4 | 5 | 3 | 1 | — | — | — | — | 80 | 1,192 | 5.3 | 17.0 | 16.0 |
| I Kareemed My Pants | — | 4 | — | 2 | 2 | — | 2 | — | — | 27 | 365 | 20.0 | 20.0 | 20.0 |
| ALL STACKED | — | 20 | 10 | 6 | 4 | 3 | — | — | — | 98 | 2,101 | 14.0 | 29.0 | 84.0 |
| 21.0 |
| 98.0 |
| ALL STACKED | — | 27 | 5 | 4 | 2 | — | — | — | — | 137 | 2,517 | 7.4 | 21.0 | 59.0 |
| Eiferted | — | 9 | 1 | 3 | 2 | — | 1 | — | — | 81 | 1,156 | 9.8 | 18.0 | 39.0 |
| 75.0 |
| socialkp's Team | — | 6 | 2 | — | 1 | — | — | — | — | 27 | 580 | 8.5 | 13.0 | 17.0 |
| Let's SKOL crazy | — | 2 | 1 | — | — | — | — | — | — | 17 | 268 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 |
| Turndown for Watt | — | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | — | — | — | 13 | 324 | 24.0 | 24.0 | 24.0 |
| Oceanside Tides | — | 10 | 2 | 4 | 2 | — | — | — | 1 | 40 | 823 | 9.7 | 13.0 | 29.0 |
| 4.9 |
| 11.0 |
| 34.0 |
| ALL STACKED | 4 | 12 | 2 | 1 | 1 | — | — | — | 1 | 82 | 1,543 | 6.3 | 11.0 | 25.0 |
| Shockers | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | — | — | — | — | — | 41 | 520 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| Bishop Sycamore | 2 | 5 | — | 2 | — | — | — | — | — | 36 | 671 | 4.5 | 7.0 | 9.0 |
| 18.0 |
| 105.0 |
| ALL STACKED | 6 | 19 | 7 | 7 | 4 | — | — | — | 1 | 132 | 2,302 | 10.5 | 15.0 | 63.0 |
| Condo86 | 1 | 4 | — | 1 | 1 | — | — | — | — | 24 | 238 | 7.0 | 7.0 | 7.0 |
| Tom Underwood🏆 | 3 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 1 | — | — | — | 1 | 26 | 806 | 11.7 | 18.0 | 35.0 |
| 17.0 |
| 125.0 |
| 10.0 |
| 42.0 |
| Kansas City Wiener Dogs | 4 | 13 | 2 | 3 | 2 | — | — | — | — | 88 | 1,261 | 7.0 | 10.0 | 28.0 |
| Hurts so Good | 2 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 1 | — | — | — | — | 39 | 720 | 7.0 | 10.0 | 14.0 |
| 32.0 |
| Sonny Weaver Jr | 4 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | — | — | 1 | 133 | 1,627 | 1.8 | 16.0 | 7.0 |
| laackshizzle | 4 | 7 | 2 | 3 | 2 | — | — | — | — | 79 | 1,169 | 6.3 | 12.0 | 25.0 |
| 2017 |
| ALL STACKED |
| — |
| 4 |
| 2 |
| 2 |
| 2 |
| 1 |
| 26 |
| 584 |
| 12.5 |
| 20.0 |
| 25.0 |
| 2018 | On Eiferted's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | |||||||||||
| 2019 | On Oceanside Tides's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | |||||||||||
| 2020–2021 | ||||||||||||
| 2022 | Tom Underwood🏆 | 2 | 4 | — | 1 | 1 | — | 25 | 678 | 6.0 | 9.0 | 12.0 |
| 2023 | On Kelce + Swift 2023's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | |||||||||||
| 2024 | On Hurts so Good's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | |||||||||||
| 2025 | On laackshizzle's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | |||||||||||
| — |
| 4.5 |
| 1.5 |
| 2.5 |
| 1.5 |
| 0.5 |
| 38.5 |
| 800.5 |
| — |
| — |
| 20.0 |
