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| Season | Team | G | Passing | Rushing | Misc | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Points |
|---|
| Cmp | Att | Yds | TD | INT | Sack | Car | Yds | FUM | Avg | Best | Total |
|---|
| 2024 | 2 teams | 6 | 136 | 207 | 1,632 | 12 | 2 | 11 | 11 | 18 | — | 18.8 | 27.8 | 113.1 |
| Losing Hurts my Penix | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | 0.0 | |
| Who’s Your Laddie?!? | 6 | 136 | 207 | 1,632 | 12 | 2 | 11 | 11 | 18 | — | 18.8 | 27.8 | 113.1 | |
| 2025 | 2 teams | 4 | 102 | 152 | 1,227 | 14 | — | 4 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 25.9 | 27.4 | |
| 2026 | ChiefDubs | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| Career | 5 managers | 10 | 238 | 359 | 2,859 | 26 | 2 | 15 | 18 | 23 | 1 | 21.7 | 27.8 | 216.7 |
| Per game | — | 23.8 | 35.9 | 285.9 | 2.6 | 0.2 | 1.5 | 1.8 | 2.3 | 0.1 | — | — | 21.7 | |
| Season | Team | G | Points | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Avg | Best | Total | |||
| 2024 | On Who’s Your Laddie?!?'s roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | ||||
| 2025 | On Kevin Sent's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | ||||
| Wk | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | vs I’m Warren You BroBenchT 0.0–0.0 | 0.0 |
| 2 | vs Canales-saurus SexBenchT 0.0–0.0 | 0.0 |
| 3 | vs SkatteboobiesBenchT 0.0–0.0 | 0.0 |
| 103.6 |
| Saquon my Woody | 2 | 59 | 88 | 764 | 6 | — | 4 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 26.5 | 27.4 | 53.0 |
| Kevin Sent | 2 | 43 | 64 | 463 | 8 | — | — | 2 | 1 | — | 25.3 | 27.4 | 50.6 |
| — |
| 0.0 |