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| Season | Team | G | Defense | Points | |||||||||
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| Avg |
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| Best |
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| Total |
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| 2024 | 2 teams | 9 | 36 | 9 | 6 | 5 | 2 | — | 195 | 2,819 | 14.4 | 28.0 | 129.5 |
| Cook white rice with lamb | 8 | 32 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 2 | — | 174 | 2,528 | 13.8 | 28.0 | 110.5 | |
| Purd Ferguson | 1 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | — | — | 21 | 291 | 19.0 | 19.0 | 19.0 | |
| 2025 | Suck it Higgins | 8 | 22 | 7 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 118 | 1,994 | 12.4 | 20.0 | 99.0 |
| 2026 | Skatteboobies | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| Career | 4 managers | 17 | 58 | 16 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 313 | 4,813 | 11.4 | 28.0 | 228.5 |
| Per game | — | 3.4 | 0.9 | 0.6 | 0.5 | 0.2 | 0.1 | 18.4 | 283.1 | — | — | 13.4 | |
| Season | Team | G | Points | ||
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| Avg | Best | Total | |||
| 2024 | On Cook white rice with lamb's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | ||||
| 2025 | On Suck it Higgins's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | ||||
| Wk | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | vs Wanna smell my salt?T 0.0–0.0 | 0.0 |
| 2 | vs I’m Warren You BroT 0.0–0.0 | 0.0 |
| 3 | vs ChiefDubsT 0.0–0.0 | 0.0 |
| 0.0 |