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| Season | Team | G | Passing | Rushing | Misc | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Points |
|---|
| Cmp | Att | Yds | TD | INT | Sack | 2PT | Car | Yds | TD | FUM | Avg | Best | Total |
|---|
| 2024 | 3 teams | 5 | 81 | 144 | 918 | 7 | — | 18 | 2 | 27 | 162 | — | 2 | 16.2 | 26.1 | 80.9 |
| Losing Hurts my Penix | 1 | 14 | 29 | 93 | — | — | 2 | 1 | 5 | 15 | — | — | 7.2 | 7.2 | ||
| Who’s Your Laddie?!? | 2 | 30 | 53 | 435 | 2 | — | 4 | 1 | 14 | 81 | — | 1 | 16.8 | 23.6 | ||
| Cook white rice with lamb | 2 | 37 | 62 | 390 | 5 | — | 12 | — | 8 | 66 | — | 1 | 20.1 | 26.1 | ||
| 2025 | Suck it Higgins | 13 | 249 | 431 | 2,908 | 19 | 6 | 20 | — | 65 | 321 | 3 | ||||
| 2026 | Wanna smell my salt? | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| Career | 5 managers | 18 | 330 | 575 | 3,826 | 26 | 6 | 38 | 2 | 92 | 483 | 3 | 3 | 15.5 | 37.7 | 324.5 |
| Per game | — | 18.3 | 31.9 | 212.6 | 1.4 | 0.3 | 2.1 | 0.1 | 5.1 | 26.8 | 0.2 | 0.2 | — | |||
| Season | Team | G | Points | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Avg | Best | Total | |||
| 2024 | On Cook white rice with lamb's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | ||||
| 2025 | On Suck it Higgins's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | ||||
| Wk | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | vs SkatteboobiesT 0.0–0.0 | 0.0 |
| 2 | vs Flashing my JeantytaliaT 0.0–0.0 | 0.0 |
| 3 | vs He Was A Sk8eboT 0.0–0.0 | 0.0 |
| 7.2 |
| 33.5 |
| 40.2 |
| 1 |
| 18.7 |
| 37.7 |
| 243.6 |
| — |
| 0.0 |
| 0.0 |
| 0.0 |
| 18.0 |
