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| Season | Team | G | Defense | Points | |||||||||
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| Avg |
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| Best |
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| Total |
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| 2024 | 3 teams | 8 | 21 | 9 | 8 | 6 | 1 | — | 128 | 2,386 | 14.4 | 25.0 | 115.0 |
| Losing Hurts my Penix | 1 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | — | — | 10 | 239 | 21.0 | 21.0 | 21.0 | |
| Achane of Fools | 6 | 14 | 8 | 6 | 3 | 1 | — | 108 | 1,908 | 13.1 | 25.0 | 78.5 | |
| Who’s Your Laddie?!? | 1 | 2 | — | 1 | 2 | — | — | 10 | 239 | 15.5 | 15.5 | 15.5 | |
| 2025 | 2 teams | 9 | 22 | 5 | 9 | 5 | — | 1 | 199 | 2,816 | 10.3 | 22.5 | 92.5 |
| Career | 4 managers | 17 | 43 | 14 | 17 | 11 | 1 | 1 | 327 | 5,202 | 12.2 | 25.0 | 207.5 |
| Per game | — | 2.5 | 0.8 | 1.0 | 0.6 | 0.1 | 0.1 | 19.2 | 306.0 | — | — | 12.2 | |
| Season | Team | G | Defense | Points | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sack | INT | PA | Yds | Avg | Best | Total | |||
| 2024 | On Who’s Your Laddie?!?'s roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | ||||||||
| 2025 | 2 teams | 2 | 4 | 2 | 33 | 484 | 9.3 | 11.5 | 18.5 |
| Career | 2 managers | 2 | 4 | 2 | 33 | 484 | 9.3 | 11.5 | 18.5 |
| Per game | — | 2.0 | 1.0 | ||||||
| Wk | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | vs Exciting WhitesL 89.1–134.9ChiefDubs2 Sack2 FF1 FR40 PA | 4.5 |
| 2 | vs Show TimeL 73.7–137.7ChiefDubs4 Sack3 FF1 FR10 PA | 15.5 |
| 3 | vs 👋 Take Tet, Bech! 👋L 110.5–124.2ChiefDubs1 INT21 PA276 Yds allow | 4.5 |
| 4 | vs Suck it HigginsL 101.4–118.4ChiefDubs3 Sack1 INT1 FF19 PA | 11.5 |
| 5 | vs ¿Big'Jordan Humphrey?L 99.7–136.3ChiefDubs4 Sack1 FF1 FR23 PA | 11.0 |
| 6 | vs Dick PickensW 93.9–91.7ChiefDubs2 Sack1 BLK24 PA443 Yds allow | 9.5 |
| 7 | vs Kevin SentByeL 134.2–134.8I’m Warren You Bro | — |
| 8 | vs My guitar Jeanty WeepsL 124.4–158.2I’m Warren You Bro7 Sack1 INT2 FF2 FR | 22.5 |
| 9 | vs ChiefDubsBenchW 134.2–120.1I’m Warren You Bro3 Sack1 INT21 PA305 Yds allow | 8.5 |
| 10 | vs Saquon my WoodyL 117.3–144.3I’m Warren You Bro2 INT30 PA370 Yds allow | 6.0 |
| 11 | vs Relegation, No Breathing!BenchW 115.9–77.1I’m Warren You Bro1 Sack1 INT1 FF1 FR | 6.5 |
| 12 | vs Exciting WhitesW 134.6–127.6I’m Warren You Bro23 PA261 Yds allow | 7.5 |
| 13 | vs Show TimeBenchL 94.8–99.7I’m Warren You Bro1 Sack1 INT1 FF1 FR | 19.0 |
| 14 | vs 👋 Take Tet, Bech! 👋BenchL 90.0–95.8I’m Warren You Bro1 Sack2 INT1 DEF TD34 PA | 11.0 |
| 15 | No opponentNo gameI’m Warren You Bro3 Sack1 INT1 FF31 PA | 8.5 |
| 16 | vs My guitar Jeanty WeepsSemifinalW 122.3–113.5I’m Warren You Bro3 Sack2 INT20 PA294 Yds allow | 11.5 |
| 17 | vs I’m Warren You BroChampionshipW 106.2–93.1Show Time1 Sack13 PA190 Yds allow | 7.0 |
| ChiefDubs | 6 | 15 | 2 | 7 | 3 | — | 1 | 137 | 1,941 | 9.4 | 15.5 | 56.5 |
| I’m Warren You Bro | 3 | 7 | 3 | 2 | 2 | — | — | 62 | 875 | 12.0 | 22.5 | 36.0 |
| I’m Warren You Bro |
| 1 |
| 3 |
| 2 |
| 20 |
| 294 |
| 11.5 |
| 11.5 |
| 11.5 |
| Show Time🏆 | 1 | 1 | — | 13 | 190 | 7.0 | 7.0 | 7.0 |
| 16.5 |
| 242.0 |
| — |
| — |
| 9.3 |