
| Season | Team | G | Defense | Points | |||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sack | INT | ||||||||||||||
| FF |
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| FR |
|---|
| TD |
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| ST TD |
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| SAF |
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| BLK |
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| PA |
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| Yds |
|---|
| Avg |
|---|
| Best |
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| Total |
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| 2022 | Team Morales | — | 18 | 1 | — | 3 | — | — | — | 1 | 137 | 2,345 | 4.6 | 6.0 | 32.0 |
| 2023 | Team Burke | — | 23 | 14 | 3 | 8 | 2 | 1 | — | — | 249 | 4,173 | |||
| 2024 | 2 teams | — | 27 | 13 | 1 | 3 | — | 1 | 1 | 3 | 253 | 4,624 | 4.7 |
| Career | 4 managers | — | 68 | 28 | 4 | 14 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 639 | 11,142 | 5.7 | 22.0 | 188.0 |
| Season | Team | G | Defense | Points | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sack | PA | Yds | Avg | Best | Total | |||
| 2022 | Team Morales | — | — | — | — | — | — | 0.0 |
| 2023 | On Team Burke's roster for the consolation bracket — played, but not for the title | |||||||
| Career | 2 managers | — | 8 | 20 | 326 | 8.0 | 8.0 | 8.0 |
| Wk | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | vs The Goat Show 🐐L 124.8–144.5Kipper Me Timbers4 Sack2 INT1 FR10 PA | 16.0 |
| 2 | vs St. Louis BattlehawksL 124.4–132.6Kipper Me Timbers3 Sack2 INT19 PA353 Yds allow | 6.0 |
| 3 | vs Team MoralesW 110.8–100.6Kipper Me Timbers4 Sack1 INT1 FR1 BLK | 6.0 |
| 4 | vs King QuonW 115.4–98.3Kipper Me Timbers1 Sack1 INT20 PA315 Yds allow | 3.0 |
| 5 | vs Team BurkeL 109.7–122.8Kipper Me Timbers2 Sack1 INT26 PA460 Yds allow | -1.0 |
| 6 | vs Amon the RunW 150.0–107.0Kipper Me Timbers1 Sack3 INT1 FF1 ST TD | 3.0 |
| 7 | vs Is that enough? Can I go higherL 115.1–144.0Kipper Me Timbers1 FR27 PA389 Yds allow | 1.0 |
| 8 | vs HAARVAD YAAHDW 132.7–125.0Kipper Me Timbers3 Sack1 SAF26 PA378 Yds allow | 4.0 |
| 9 | vs Team BurkeL 132.0–175.7Kipper Me Timbers1 Sack1 INT23 PA246 Yds allow | 5.0 |
| 10 | vs The Goat Show 🐐L 103.4–148.2Kipper Me Timbers3 Sack1 INT1 BLK17 PA | 3.0 |
| 11 | vs St. Louis BattlehawksW 134.9–67.2Kipper Me Timbers3 Sack14 PA443 Yds allow | 1.0 |
| 14 | vs Gassed UpW 132.0–126.6St. Louis Battlehawks2 Sack1 INT1 BLK11 PA | 9.0 |
| 15 | vs HAARVAD YAAHDL 138.8–145.9St. Louis Battlehawks8 Sack20 PA326 Yds allow | 8.0 |
| 7.1 |
| 22.0 |
| 100.0 |
| 16.0 |
| 56.0 |
| Kipper Me Timbers | — | 25 | 12 | 1 | 3 | — | 1 | 1 | 2 | 242 | 4,299 | 4.3 | 16.0 | 47.0 |
| St. Louis Battlehawks | — | 2 | 1 | — | — | — | — | — | 1 | 11 | 325 | 9.0 | 9.0 | 9.0 |
| 2024 |
| St. Louis Battlehawks |
| — |
| 8 |
| 20 |
| 326 |
| 8.0 |
| 8.0 |
| 8.0 |