| Season | G | Defense | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sack | INT | FF | FR | TD | ||||||
| SAF |
|---|
| BLK |
|---|
| PA |
|---|
| Yds |
|---|
| 2021 | 10 | 24 | 4 | 7 | 5 | — | — | 1 | 211 | 3,754 |
| 2022 | 13 | 38 | 12 | 10 | 7 | — | — | 2 | 220 | 4,307 |
| 2023 | 14 | 50 | 11 | 12 | 7 | 1 | 1 | — | 215 | 4,030 |
| 2024 | 10 | 33 | 6 | 9 | 5 | 1 | — | — | 192 | 3,213 |
| 2025 | 11 | 20 | 7 | 8 | 5 | 2 | — | 1 | 264 | 3,910 |
| Career | 58 | 165 | 40 | 46 | 29 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1,102 | 19,214 |
| Season | Rostered by | Starts | Pts/Start | Started Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2021 | ALL STACKED, Shockers, Bishop Sycamore | 7/10 | 4.9 | 34.0 |
| 2022 | ALL STACKED, Condo86, utom1983 | 13/13 | 9.5 | 124.0 |
| 2023+1 bye | Kelce + Swift 2023 | 12/14 | 10.4 | 125.0 |
| 2024+1 bye | Kansas City Wiener Dogs, Hurts so Good | 9/10 | 9.1 | 82.0 |
| 2025 | Sonny Weaver Jr, laackshizzle | 11/11 | 6.5 | 71.0 |
| Career | 9 managers | 52/58 | 8.4 | 436.0 |
| Wk | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | vs Kansas City Wiener DogsW 106.2–106.2Sonny Weaver Jr1 Sack1 FF41 PA497 Yds allow | -2.0 |
| 2 | vs Look @ My Huge McConkeyW 122.1–77.1Sonny Weaver Jr2 Sack1 INT1 FF1 FR | 16.0 |
| 3 | vs The MyCaffRey’sL 72.9–114.3Sonny Weaver Jr38 PA426 Yds allow | -4.0 |
| 4 | vs Condo86W 133.5–111.6Sonny Weaver Jr1 Sack37 PA382 Yds allow | -3.0 |
| 11 | vs Seaside Tankin TurtlesW 114.8–59.1laackshizzle3 Sack1 INT1 FF10 PA | 10.0 |
| 12 | vs The Cleveland SteamersL 110.9–147.5laackshizzle3 Sack1 INT1 FF1 FR | 12.0 |
| 13 | vs pA$$word is Tac0W 125.2–121.6laackshizzle1 Sack1 FF1 FR32 PA | 3.0 |
| 14 | vs Papa Jonathan’sL 71.0–96.4laackshizzle27 PA318 Yds allow | 0.0 |
| 15 | vs Seaside Tankin TurtlesConsolationL 99.4–105.6laackshizzle3 Sack2 INT1 FF1 DEF TD | 24.0 |
| 16 | vs Look @ My Huge McConkeyEleventh placeL 100.8–131.5laackshizzle4 Sack1 INT2 FF1 FR | 9.0 |
| 17 | No opponentConsolationlaackshizzle2 Sack1 INT1 FR24 PA | 6.0 |
