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2026 Season|Offseason

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Nacua MatataJerry JeudyWR · CLE
Condo86Saquon BarkleyRB · PHI
Oceanside TidesJake FergusonTE · DAL
Condo862026 round 2
Condo862026 round 3
Oceanside Tides2026 round 2
Oceanside Tides2026 round 3
The Cleveland SteamersBrandon AiyukWR · SF
The Cleveland SteamersJalen HurtsQB · PHI
The MyCaffRey’sWoody MarksRB · HOU
The MyCaffRey’sJake TongesTE · SF
The MyCaffRey’sJuwan JohnsonTE · NO
The MyCaffRey’sKa'imi FairbairnK · HOU
The MyCaffRey’sPittsburgh SteelersDEF · PIT
The MyCaffRey’sRicky PearsallWR · SF
The MyCaffRey’sTaysom HillTE · NO
The Cleveland SteamersEmanuel WilsonRB · SEA
The Cleveland SteamersJakobi MeyersWR · JAX
The Cleveland SteamersTony PollardRB · TEN
The Cleveland SteamersJacksonville JaguarsDEF · JAX
The Cleveland SteamersEddy PineiroK · SF
The Cleveland SteamersDalton SchultzTE · HOU
Oceanside TidesBo NixQB · DEN
Oceanside TidesChris GodwinWR · TB
Oceanside TidesMichael CarterRB · TEN
Oceanside TidesParker WashingtonWR · JAX
Oceanside TidesMichael MayerTE · LV
Oceanside TidesDetroit LionsDEF · DET
Oceanside TidesDarren WallerTE · CAR
Oceanside TidesAndy BorregalesK · NE
Oceanside TidesKonata MumpfieldWR · LAR
Kansas City Wiener DogsPhilip RiversQB · IND

Nacua MatataJerry JeudyWR · CLE
Condo86Saquon BarkleyRB · PHI
Oceanside TidesJake FergusonTE · DAL
Condo862026 round 2
Condo862026 round 3
Oceanside Tides2026 round 2
Oceanside Tides2026 round 3
The Cleveland SteamersBrandon AiyukWR · SF
The Cleveland SteamersJalen HurtsQB · PHI
The MyCaffRey’sWoody MarksRB · HOU
The MyCaffRey’sJake TongesTE · SF
The MyCaffRey’sJuwan JohnsonTE · NO
The MyCaffRey’sKa'imi FairbairnK · HOU
The MyCaffRey’sPittsburgh SteelersDEF · PIT
The MyCaffRey’sRicky PearsallWR · SF
The MyCaffRey’sTaysom HillTE · NO
The Cleveland SteamersEmanuel WilsonRB · SEA
The Cleveland SteamersJakobi MeyersWR · JAX
The Cleveland SteamersTony PollardRB · TEN
The Cleveland SteamersJacksonville JaguarsDEF · JAX
The Cleveland SteamersEddy PineiroK · SF
The Cleveland SteamersDalton SchultzTE · HOU
Oceanside TidesBo NixQB · DEN
Oceanside TidesChris GodwinWR · TB
Oceanside TidesMichael CarterRB · TEN
Oceanside TidesParker WashingtonWR · JAX
Oceanside TidesMichael MayerTE · LV
Oceanside TidesDetroit LionsDEF · DET
Oceanside TidesDarren WallerTE · CAR
Oceanside TidesAndy BorregalesK · NE
Oceanside TidesKonata MumpfieldWR · LAR
Kansas City Wiener DogsPhilip RiversQB · IND

FinalChampionshipWeek 17

Nacua Matata8-6131.0

The MyCaffRey’s12-2175.7

Top score

Oceanside Tides9-588.0

pA$$word is Tac07-7109.0

Condo863-1177.8

Sonny Weaver Jr7-781.9

Nail-biter

Kansas City Wiener Dogs7-798.8

Seaside Tankin Turtles5-9123.4

SemiSemifinalWeek 16

Oceanside Tides9-5126.7

Nacua Matata8-6166.4

Top score

20252025Week 15

Condo863-1187.5

Look @ My Huge McConkey6-871.6

laackshizzle6-899.4

20252025Week 14

Oceanside Tides9-5135.8

Seaside Tankin Turtles5-9104.4

Condo863-11115.3

20252025Week 13

Oceanside Tides8-5112.5

Condo863-1075.4

Look @ My Huge McConkey6-7149.8

20252025Week 12

Oceanside Tides7-5111.7

Nacua Matata6-697.7

Condo863-9153.3

20252025Week 11

Oceanside Tides6-5117.1

The MyCaffRey’s10-1144.7

Condo862-9110.6

20252025Week 10

Oceanside Tides6-4120.1

Look @ My Huge McConkey4-697.4

Condo862-8109.6

Oceanside Tides5-4127.6

Papa Jonathan’s5-465.6

Blowout

Oceanside Tides4-4160.5

pA$$word is Tac04-4121.5

Top score

Oceanside Tides3-4109.1

Kansas City Wiener Dogs3-4113.3

Nail-biter

Oceanside Tides3-3129.6

Sonny Weaver Jr3-3110.4

Condo861-5108.0

Oceanside Tides2-3144.7

The Cleveland Steamers2-3136.0

Condo860-5102.3

Oceanside Tides1-3126.6

laackshizzle2-2147.4

Top score

Oceanside Tides1-283.5

Seaside Tankin Turtles2-1137.2

Condo860-3116.5

Oceanside Tides1-1117.8

Condo860-2112.0

Nail-biter

Look @ My Huge McConkey

Oceanside Tides0-1104.6

Nacua Matata1-0130.7

Top score

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pA$$word is Tac0

7-7

144.0

▶

The MyCaffRey’s12-2157.8

Condo863-1196.9

Kansas City Wiener Dogs7-795.7

Nail-biter

Look @ My Huge McConkey6-8131.5

laackshizzle6-8100.8

Seaside Tankin Turtles5-987.1

Sonny Weaver Jr7-7106.2

Papa Jonathan’s7-790.4

The Cleveland Steamers7-7122.5

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Seaside Tankin Turtles5-9105.6

Nail-biter

Nacua Matata8-6145.6

Papa Jonathan’s7-7135.3

pA$$word is Tac07-7169.6

The Cleveland Steamers7-7158.8

Top score

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Nacua Matata8-6139.9

Top score

Look @ My Huge McConkey6-883.2

Kansas City Wiener Dogs7-7109.2

laackshizzle6-871.0

Papa Jonathan’s7-796.4

pA$$word is Tac07-7119.7

The Cleveland Steamers7-7117.9

Nail-biter

The MyCaffRey’s12-289.9

Sonny Weaver Jr7-7103.1

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Sonny Weaver Jr6-796.3

Top score

laackshizzle6-7125.2

pA$$word is Tac06-7121.6

Nail-biter

Kansas City Wiener Dogs6-756.3

The MyCaffRey’s12-1142.1

Blowout

Nacua Matata7-6109.9

Seaside Tankin Turtles5-896.9

Papa Jonathan’s6-784.4

The Cleveland Steamers7-6101.6

▶

Seaside Tankin Turtles5-7102.9

Top score

Look @ My Huge McConkey5-7145.7

The MyCaffRey’s11-1149.1

Nail-biter

laackshizzle5-7110.9

The Cleveland Steamers6-6147.5

Kansas City Wiener Dogs6-697.3

Sonny Weaver Jr6-686.8

pA$$word is Tac06-6117.3

Papa Jonathan’s6-698.2

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The Cleveland Steamers5-6130.0

Look @ My Huge McConkey5-6115.0

Nacua Matata6-5100.7

laackshizzle5-6114.8

Seaside Tankin Turtles5-659.1

Blowout

Kansas City Wiener Dogs5-6146.2

pA$$word is Tac05-6113.3

Top score

Papa Jonathan’s6-578.7

Sonny Weaver Jr6-586.4

Nail-biter

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laackshizzle4-6105.5

Nail-biter

Kansas City Wiener Dogs4-698.3

Papa Jonathan’s6-4160.1

Top score

Nacua Matata6-4154.1

The MyCaffRey’s9-1115.1

pA$$word is Tac05-5119.6

Sonny Weaver Jr5-598.2

Seaside Tankin Turtles5-5101.8

The Cleveland Steamers4-6120.8

1-8

124.1

▶

The MyCaffRey’s9-0142.0

Top score

Look @ My Huge McConkey4-5120.9

Seaside Tankin Turtles5-4129.4

laackshizzle4-5119.1

Kansas City Wiener Dogs4-594.9

Nacua Matata5-4126.7

pA$$word is Tac04-5123.3

Nail-biter

Sonny Weaver Jr5-490.4

The Cleveland Steamers3-6122.6

Condo86

1-7

103.9

▶

Look @ My Huge McConkey4-4121.9

laackshizzle3-559.3

Sonny Weaver Jr5-3100.3

Blowout

Kansas City Wiener Dogs4-4100.6

The Cleveland Steamers2-691.5

Nail-biter

Nacua Matata4-4114.5

Papa Jonathan’s5-3144.1

The MyCaffRey’s8-0156.0

Seaside Tankin Turtles4-4137.7

Condo86

1-6

118.9

▶

Papa Jonathan’s4-3137.5

Look @ My Huge McConkey3-4115.7

The Cleveland Steamers2-590.8

laackshizzle3-4124.9

The MyCaffRey’s7-0136.8

Nacua Matata4-393.3

Sonny Weaver Jr4-3122.4

pA$$word is Tac04-3150.7

Seaside Tankin Turtles4-3115.2

Top score

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pA$$word is Tac03-391.5

Look @ My Huge McConkey2-4125.2

laackshizzle3-3107.1

Kansas City Wiener Dogs2-4101.4

Nacua Matata4-2101.7

Nail-biter

The MyCaffRey’s6-0154.6

The Cleveland Steamers2-4114.2

Top score

Seaside Tankin Turtles4-2101.3

Papa Jonathan’s3-393.5

▶

Kansas City Wiener Dogs2-3134.6

Look @ My Huge McConkey1-4101.7

Papa Jonathan’s3-2151.9

Top score

laackshizzle3-2132.5

Nacua Matata3-2118.6

pA$$word is Tac03-2113.5

The MyCaffRey’s5-0121.8

Nail-biter

Seaside Tankin Turtles3-2135.4

Sonny Weaver Jr3-295.1

0-4

111.6

▶

Sonny Weaver Jr3-1133.5

Look @ My Huge McConkey1-3113.0

pA$$word is Tac03-1124.6

Kansas City Wiener Dogs1-3127.8

Seaside Tankin Turtles2-2117.0

Nacua Matata3-1107.4

The Cleveland Steamers2-2131.3

The MyCaffRey’s4-0141.3

Papa Jonathan’s2-2112.9

▶

Nacua Matata3-0134.0

Look @ My Huge McConkey1-2114.4

Kansas City Wiener Dogs0-392.7

laackshizzle1-278.0

Papa Jonathan’s2-1145.5

Top score

pA$$word is Tac02-1118.0

The Cleveland Steamers1-2141.4

The MyCaffRey’s3-0114.3

Sonny Weaver Jr2-172.9

0-2

77.1

▶

Sonny Weaver Jr2-0122.1

laackshizzle1-1113.5

pA$$word is Tac02-0135.5

Kansas City Wiener Dogs0-2101.4

The MyCaffRey’s2-0127.6

Nacua Matata2-0155.7

Seaside Tankin Turtles1-1111.8

Top score

Papa Jonathan’s1-1151.0

The Cleveland Steamers0-287.5

Blowout

Condo86

0-1

73.5

▶

Seaside Tankin Turtles1-0125.8

Blowout

Look @ My Huge McConkey0-196.9

The MyCaffRey’s1-0128.5

laackshizzle1-0125.0

The Cleveland Steamers0-1101.7

Kansas City Wiener Dogs0-1106.2

Sonny Weaver Jr1-0106.2

Nail-biter

pA$$word is Tac01-0109.5

Papa Jonathan’s0-188.6

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70s Porn Pizza Party vs . — Week 5, 2016 — The League

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2016 · Week 5

70s Porn Pizza Party ADSquared2-3avg 98.2

82.4

Final· Paul Strinni by 4.2

.Paul Strinni4-1avg 89.7

86.6

70s Porn Pizza PartyStarters.

Kirk CousinsQB · LV
13.3
QB
Ben RoethlisbergerQB · PIT
29.2
Ezekiel ElliottRB · DAL
29.1
RB

2016 · Week 5

Around the league

Oceanside Tides3-296.5

Nick Condo3-293.0

C.J. Anderson

C.J. AndersonRB · DEN

6.2

Lamar Miller

Lamar MillerRB · MIA

2.4

RB

DeAndre Washington

DeAndre WashingtonRB · MIA

5.2

DeVante Parker

DeVante ParkerWR · NE

7.0

WR

Antonio Brown

Antonio BrownWR · TB

13.8

SS

Steve SmithWR · CAR

2.9

WR

MW

Mike WallaceWR · PIT

6.3

John Brown

John BrownWR · TB

1.1

WR

Dontrelle Inman

Dontrelle InmanWR · LAC

0.3

Jordan Reed

Jordan ReedTE · WAS

5.3

TE

DP

Dennis PittaTE · BAL

5.9

Devonta Freeman

Devonta FreemanRB · BAL

18.3

FLEX

LeGarrette Blount

LeGarrette BlountRB · TB

9.7

Carolina Panthers

Carolina PanthersDEF · CAR

3.0

DEF

New England Patriots

New England PatriotsDEF · NE

10.0

Bench

SC
Sammie CoatesWR · PIT
25.9
BN
Matthew StaffordQB · LAR
18.8
Hunter HenryTE · NE
13.4
BN
Robert WoodsWR · TEN
2.6
Cole BeasleyWR · BUF
11.3
BN
JH
Jeremy HillRB · CIN
1.2
Eric EbronTE · PIT
0.0
BN
Seattle SeahawksDEF · SEA
0.0
Devin FunchessWR · CAR
0.0
BN
Jimmy GrahamTE · CHI
0.0
Blake BortlesQB · NO
0.0
BN
Doug MartinRB · TB
0.0
ED
Eric DeckerWR · DEN
0.0
BN
Doug BaldwinWR · SEA
0.0
Donte MoncriefWR · HOU
0.0
IR
Dion LewisRB · NYG
0.0

With hindsight

Lineup ceiling

70s Porn Pizza Party82.4 of 126.6(65%)

Left 44.2 on the bench — should have started Sammie Coates (25.9), Hunter Henry (13.4).

.86.6 of 88.9(97%)

Left 2.3 on the bench — should have started Robert Woods (2.6).

The outline is the best legal lineup this roster could have posted; the fill is what was started.

Performance

Against the form book

70s Porn Pizza Party-15.884%

82.4 scored98.2 average

.-3.197%

86.6 scored89.7 average

Slots won3–6

Ben Roethlisberger

Top scorerBen Roethlisberger.

29.2

The midpoint of each bar is that team's season average.

Head to head

First meeting

ADSquared and Paul Strinni had never played each other before this one.

Their first of 2016Full series →

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What's at stake

First meeting
ADSquared and Paul Strinni have never played each other.

2-3

100.0

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Chris's Team3-2108.5

Troubled BridgeWater2-3107.2

Seaside Seaturtles2-393.9

👉👌2-393.6